Care! Something is dangerous.

Carefule the seeson might hear you

Something carefully

Don’t drinking so much that you can’t see, son.

Come on son, let’s play on the seasaw.

CCDF – Child Carefully Don’t Forget

Please be care of something with you, and careless of everything else!

Isn’t a nice cup of tea a remedy for drinking so much?

Please store you something carefully in your somewhere.

It is the season to be seeson.

In the peeson, please don’t drinking so much

It’s too late, drinking so much this makes sense. Something told me this might happen.

Always practice safe Something.

If you do not seeson, you have not looked after your child carefully.

The last Chinese character on the first sign looks like a diode symbol. Maybe they’re warning about drinking rectified spirit.

And beware of Care Bears.

It’s off-seeson so do Jaeger bombs.

♫ Must be the seeson of the wiitch… ♫

Please, May the Force Be With Me

Schrödinger’s Care

Is the seeson enjoyed?

(Answer: no, because I’m don’t drinking.)

@Droll: If only I could read Chinese, maybe I could figure out how to convert the receiver into a transmitter.

CAUTION: Take care of carefully

“Be Care of Someting with You”

Sounds like a Core Porter song.

Seeson’s Greatings

All excellent advice, but what’s with the chicken porn sketches?

I used to have a child. —- I wonder what I’ve done with it.

Prospashers will be Treschecuted.

As will be teetotallers

CCDF = Confederation of Completely Crunken F—ers.

TYPO = Drunken.

CCDF – Careful the Chickens Don’t Fuck

That “thing” that’s with me, is my wife, I’ll have you know!

@Marum – Crunk is slang for crazy and drunk, so your typo’s not
far off.

That logo is for a dead animal, but any guesses as to which one? Dead turtle? Dead bird?

Should I carefully slip and fall down then?

@Biff the Understudy: Drinking too much can cause the human body to do that automatically. 😉

I saw esau sitting on a seeson, and when I saw esau sitting on a seeson, I got so sore, that I got a saw, and I sawed esau off that seeson.

Something carefully this way comes…