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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

Goes well with the crap you just bought…

Photo courtesy of Tom G.
Found in China. 

Photo courtesy of Scott D.
Bathroom sign spotted in Hong Kong. 

I’m gonna need a drink if there are any more poems…

Photo courtesy of CP.
Found in Japan.

Any suggestions on the care and feeding?

Photo courtesy of Chris Nobian.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 

Wash hands after handling your hard drive…

Spotted in Akibahara, Tokyo. 

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

Photo courtesy of Idit.
Found in Inuyama, Japan.

Moptipus Rime

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Photo courtesy of Sanjay Narayana.
Toy found in India.