And yet we keep selling them…

posted on 29 Nov 2022 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toiletries

Goes well with the crap you just bought…

Photo courtesy of Tom G.
Found in China. 

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Please direct all complaints to the sink.

posted on 28 Nov 2022 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott D.
Bathroom sign spotted in Hong Kong. 

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But not in that order…

posted on 27 Nov 2022 in Signs

I’m gonna need a drink if there are any more poems…

Photo courtesy of CP.
Found in Japan.

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I just need a kidney.

posted on 26 Nov 2022 in Buildings, Signs

Any suggestions on the care and feeding?

Photo courtesy of Chris Nobian.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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Right click for toilet paper.

posted on 25 Nov 2022 in Signs

Wash hands after handling your hard drive…

Spotted in Akibahara, Tokyo. 

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I don’t it get.

posted on 25 Dec 2019 in Books/Magazines

What did you Santa ask?

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Shopping flier found in Kyushu, Japan.
Originally posted Christmas 2010. 

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Happy Memorial Day (to all cats)

posted on 27 May 2013 in Toiletries

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

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Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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Megan’s Raw

posted on 19 Nov 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Idit.
Found in Inuyama, Japan.

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Obviously a Decepticon

posted on 18 Nov 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Moptipus Rime

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Photo courtesy of Sanjay Narayana.
Toy found in India.

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