Wash hands after flashing…

posted on 25 Aug 2026 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Laurel.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t tell summer you’re my favorite…

posted on 24 Aug 2026 in Signs

Is there nothing you can’t fix with pumpkin spice?

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
Spotted in Kyoto, Japan. 

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I got a fruit you can’t refuse…

posted on 21 Aug 2026 in Chinglish, Snacks

Thou may’st not spurn green cherries…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Stern.

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It always starts with an impulse…

posted on 20 Aug 2026 in Clothing

Can’t say the same for the major world…

Photo courtesy of Kirsten Bole.
Tshirt spotted in Japan. 

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Watch out for Mr MacGouger…

posted on 19 Aug 2026 in Stationery

Petty Rabbit found ways to avenge his Father’s death…

Photo courtesy of Kodai.
Found on stationery in Japan.

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I’m amazed I have to say this…

posted on 18 Aug 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, next you’re gonna say sidewalk isn’t toilet…

Photo courtesy of Ken Marshall.
Spotted in China.

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I can explain it but I can’t understand it for you…

posted on 17 Aug 2026 in Containers, Household Items

What part of “pleasant” do you not understand…

Photo courtesy of Katie Meyers.
Pic of a pepper shaker.

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This explains where all the silly donkeys went…

posted on 14 Aug 2026 in Engrish from Other Countries

Blue betty is not a good drug…

Photo courtesy of John Jensen.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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Contains no shark fin…

posted on 13 Aug 2026 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

I still go there because they’re honest…

Photo courtesy of Karlos B.

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All that from a cookie?

posted on 12 Aug 2026 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Snacks

Just you and me and the tour boats…

Photo courtesy of Judy Thai.
Cookies from China.

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