Hermetically sealed to the public

Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Thatโ€™s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Where will our olympic dabbling team train now?!?

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Sealed befor hanging

Tong
Tong
12 years ago

Please note, the hung noose is for University authorities use only. Anyone who brings to justice will be brought to justice.

emily
emily
12 years ago

However, you are allowed to carefully fall into it.

JohnZ
JohnZ
12 years ago

Dong Hwa University, a place hermetically closed to the national justice where gallows are still used everyday.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Method of use:

1. Take the noose
2. Bring to justice carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Swim but must know at sin.

krysto4
krysto4
12 years ago

Dabble at your own risk.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
12 years ago

The rules are airtight. Don’t fight against it. ๐Ÿ˜€

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Justice prevails!

GwydionM
GwydionM
12 years ago

This is a justice-free zone. The National Dong Rules OK!

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Cowboy: Hey, this stuff is made in New York City

Posse: NEW YORK CITY???

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

WARNING: Not properly dressed and dabbling person, hanging in the swimming area, will be bring to justice.

Peter
Peter
12 years ago

Hermetically, I can still do gold mining and alchemy here.

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

This is a Batman free zone.

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

Those privileges are strictly for the university….

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
12 years ago

Hang’em Low

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

I know Statutary Authorities are allowed to decide on and administer their own laws and penalties….But isn’t trhis a bit extreme?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

OK! We will give you a fair trial and hang you afterwards.

YYD
YYD
12 years ago

What the Chinese text actually translates to:
Strictly Forbidden
Swimming, Fishing, Boating, Playing in the Water, Violators will be prosecuted by law.
By National East China University

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Don’t try this at home. We have our own sppecially trained Hermets.

DrZos
DrZos
12 years ago

*Now for you own convenience: Justice Do-It-Yourself. Feel free to use the hang-rope below (at your own risk)

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

No swimming in the dabbling brook.

Dervrak
Dervrak
12 years ago

The Lone Ranger had chased Terrible Ted for many moons, when alas Ted made it across the river and, therefore, could never be brought to justice…

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

Launch every ‘Zig’ for great justice.

cats
cats
12 years ago

Take off every swimming fishing boating dabbling.
Or bring to great justice.

You know what you doing.

DragonLady
DragonLady
12 years ago

noose looks too large for most dongs

sparky
sparky
11 years ago

I just want to dibble a little. who do i need to speak with?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Those caught dabbling in witchcraft will be burned at the stake. All others, hung.

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