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posted on 3 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have a little goys and birls room?

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley.
Chinese says: “women’s restroom”
Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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Bees in the trees

posted on 2 Apr 2014 in Signs

If they sting, they’ll get a roughly

Photo courtesy of Terry Hastings.
Found in a Tokyo park. 

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Doesn’t sound kosher…

posted on 1 Apr 2014 in Signs

Did that bagel just proposition me?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hewitt.
Found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo. 

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Also forest fire never leaves tip

posted on 31 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Forest fire is a dick.

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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Comes already warm

posted on 30 Mar 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Save some room for urinal cake

Photo courtesy of Holly Tavel.
Found in Prague, Czech Republic. 

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“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

posted on 29 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon.
Pencil case from China. 

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We’re almost there!

posted on 28 Mar 2014 in Signs

In fact, we’re right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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This forest isn’t going to plant itself

posted on 27 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because heaven fruit doesn’t grow on trees

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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Because round is overrated

posted on 26 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Round peg — meet square hole.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Found at dollar store in US (likely from China). 

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Right over here…

posted on 25 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

…then I exit.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Morrison.
Found at men’s room in gas station in Dunhuang, China.
Likely meant “please aim carefully”. 

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