This forest isn’t going to plant itself

It needs something, It looks dead

No sleeping grass to speak of either

No chance of piss entering the pool here

You can’t plant anything on concrete

Don’t hardheartedly trample on green forever and ever.

Well, when the sign is greener than the garden…

Genetically modified trees now grow into signs all by themselves!

It is difficult to find eternal life in China since you can be arrested for possessing a Bible.

The Silence Of The Lawns.

Enjoy your visit to Bricks And Sticks Nature Park.

Green In Peace

Sorry little Billy, youre shrubs have gone to heaven.

It looks like someone pulled the plug on the life support machine.

More like the grass needs some serious painting

That’s what my financial planner keeps telling me.

Roses must be red
Violets must be blue
Grass must be green
Is that what they mean?

What’s eternal here – life or care?

What’s the point? It’s grain-dead.

Sign but no sign of life

Seems like they’re big fans of the Reverend.

Where the stickman is buried.

Sign produced by Sum Ting Wong

It’s not easy being green.

Signs produced by Chlor. E. Y. Phil.

♫Green green was the sign she saw,
And brown brown was the plant before,
For the shrubs had been stolen by green-thieves♪

Ah China.
The home of electric green paint.

Actually old chap. They’re not plants.

They are the fossilized bones of the Gila Monster.

Blessed by the Dicar of Vibley.

Leave the gardening to Jesus

I think the landscapers are ignoring that sign.

It’s not easy being green…Spending each day uncared for eternity…

@GwyndionM.

Isn’t he the bloke that can turn sticks into vine?

The sign is the only thing that is green so apparently it needs eternal care.

2nd verse:
♫Hard, hard, was the ground out there,
And brown, brown, were the plants so sere,
For they all were surrounded by green signs.

if the grass cries out, “thank you for saving me, Jesus,” does the mexican with the lawnmower say “de nada?”

@RT: Hasta la cortadora de césped; maybe. 😀

Green – overrated or over-saturated?

Betreten des Grasses Verbeiten.

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¡No hay de que!

@RT Previous post.

This green is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!

Republican has mental health issues, and we’re still trying to figure out democrat.

Fertilizing too late : Post-humous.

…but since we can’t afford eternal life care, we decided to go with brown, which can care for itself.

“Come on, guys! I swear, I take ONE day off work and this is what happens?”