Happy Study

posted on 20 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jarron Bowman.
Found in Egypt. 

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Buy a pack!

posted on 19 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and that was the last time Fido dug up Kowalski’s flowers.

Photo courtesy of Vard.
Found in Poland. 

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Sit down job

posted on 18 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I did some overtime

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Wudang Shan, Hubei province, China.

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Nice hairs

posted on 17 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Please look at my eyes, not my hairs.

Photo courtesy of Nathan “MidgetSoW” Lewis.

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Conserve the fun….

posted on 16 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Few remember the international fun shortage…

Photo courtesy of Chriss.
Found in Argentina.  

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Absolutely no penetration

posted on 15 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Holly Bradbury.
Japanese says: “Men not allowed to enter here”. 

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Try move a little further step.

posted on 14 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Uncouth to forget wash the hand.

Photo courtesy of Adam Gillett.
Found above a urinal in Tibet. 

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We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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Pemple unite!

posted on 12 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

I’m going to the Pemple to palk to God.

Sign says: “Phe Hibben Pemple of Cypress”
Photo courtesy of Juho Vähä-Herttua.
Found in Shaanxi, China.

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Very moderate smokers

posted on 11 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Because two bong would be ludicrous…

Photo courtesy of Jason Hsieh.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
Should read “wan bang”. 

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