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True, civilizations are based on the access to urinals. The ancient Romans knew this when building the aqueducts
I am almost afraid to ask why there is a clear plastic cover over the plaque.
But peeing from all the way across the room is awesome, especially when you can aim accurately.
HULK STEP AWAY FROM URINAL!
It’s just a step to the left….
Signed, Mee Hung Lo.
Take 2:
Signed, Y.U.P. Fa.
Don’t be so aloof! We’re all friends here!
Yes, folks. Step right up! Five bucks buys you three shots at the urinal.
Step forward and greet Honorable Urinal.
(A moment of a father and his son in the restroom)
Son: “Father, can I stand in front of the urinal?”
Father: “Sure.”
(Son goes to the urinal and is overlooked by his father)
Father: “SON! What are you doing!? You’ll get your jacket dirty!”
Son: “The sign said to move forward and it said ‘civilized’!”
What if I raise my thumb? Do I get extra points?
However it’s not so civilized to move a little further step to defecate.
Don’t be shy. Our porcelain is very sociable.
Walking while peeing. Sounds legit.
Nothing like a civilised urinate to give that fresh air feeling
An Engrish variant of…
Please stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.
As always…
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
SEE! It wasn’t as long as you thought it was.
@Joshua. Not as easy as you think. I was concentrating so hard not to pee on my boots, I fell into a tree.
The Koran states, that it is a good idea to defecate, as far from your house as possible.
I guess, in your neighbour’s, would be a great idea.
It’s not so civilised to move a big further step to defecate.
If you can pee across the room (or over a shelf), the fire department needs you,
…what are all those drops behind the plastic…subtle signs of the collapse of civilization?
everybody do the dribble dance
The Chinese on this one tries to be poetic: 上前一小步 / 文明一大步 (shàngqián yī xiǎobù / wénmíng yī dàbù), lit. “come forward one small step / [for] civilization, one big step”. Charming.
My skin is so much softer after I quit washing my hands after using the bathroom.
One small step forward to pee, one big step for civilization!