Nice hairs

I love both your voices and all three of your hairs

– Dear, what big eyes you have!
– All the better to look at with.
– Dear, what big hairs you have!
– All the better to scare with.
– And oh Dear, what many voices you have!
– All the better to laugh with. Now looks at me and kisses me, dammit!

I talk back to the voices in my head.

Is this about deer?

Please look at my eyes.
And kiss me.
AND LET ME OUT OF HERE.

Kiss your own polyphony

Hey! My eyes, and the hairs you should be looking at, are up here!

I hear voices many voices.

Is it many voices or am I imagining it

If I had a girlfriend that wore this shirt, I would RUN LIKE HELL!

The new fall line from Fatal Attraction Fashions.

(dead rabbit not included)

We imagines…THE PRECIOUS!!!

Other peoples think I need medications, but they are just jealous because your voices only talk to me.

Could someone turn off this shirt, please?

Somebody forgot to turn off the fun.

Cespenar gladly serve the great one!

It’s the the voices,THE VOICES! They’re driving me crazy.

The good thing about the voices is, that even when I was in solitary confinement, I could have stimulating conversations.

Except for the bastard who wanted to argue with me all the time. 🙄

Dear: My sweat shirt.
Hello.
How dirty are you?
I thinks of washing you every day.
I washes it always.

Especially your hairs.

Rapunzel.
RAPUNZEL!

Let down your hairs.

Ah Too he say: Having a madwoman on your piano, is nowhere near as bad, as having a loonie on your organ.

I. Oscar Pistorius, approve this T Shirt

You’re never alone with a schizophrenic

Ian Hunter.

I love your voices. Do Bugs Bunny again!

Your voices! Ah, how wondrous they are! Hope you get that gig with the Simpsons.

What do you mean, I’m not allowed to get within 500 feet of you? Restraining order, what’s that?

Your hairs… sometimes I prefer the left one, sometimes the right one.

An open letter to Sybil.

“and your voices”

A love letter T-shirt for Mel Blanc?

Someone discovered the Hensel twins. 😉

My imaginations has astigmatism.

Those voices! I can’t shut out those voices!

I obey the voices in my wife’s head.

Somehow “Hello, How are you?”by all means seems out of place with all that absolutely passion

The perfect gift for the Gollum fangirl in your life.

So we can deduce that their love is either a voice actor or psychotic?

schizophrenic with a hairy nose