February 12th, 2025

Ready to meet you? Try this mirror…

Last time I met me it didn’t go well…

Photo courtesy of Jordan Bloem. T-shirt found in Japan. 

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February 11th, 2025

Oh, if hair could talk…

All our hairdressers are in Mensa…

Photo courtesy of John Grosberg. Found in Myanmar.

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February 10th, 2025

Do you like Shah Rock…

Photo courtesy of John Erlich. Cassette tape found in Egypt.

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February 8th, 2025

Use your imagination…

You know what I mean...

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler. Spotted in China. 

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February 7th, 2025

Pake all the time you need…

You’ll feel better after you devolve…

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler. Spotted in China. 

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February 6th, 2025

No thanks…

Photo courtesy of Joel Eisenberg. Found in Kashgar, China. 

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February 5th, 2025

Don’t worry, I tasted everything…

Yep, this rice is ready...

Photo courtesy of Jim.

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February 4th, 2025

No thanks, they give me the butpees…

I heatd those are good…

Photo courtesy of Jezza. Spotted in Beijing, China.

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February 3rd, 2025

Ready for your trim, grass?

I’ll just walk on these rocks…

Photo courtesy of Jim Olivier. Spotted in China. 

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January 31st, 2025

Just the left hand…

When it’s not good enough to be hand-me-down…

Photo courtesy of Jessie.  Found in Lhasa, Tibet. 

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