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No chit…

posted on 29 Aug 2025 in Instructions

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Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

Not Engrish: chit, noun: a short official note, typically recording a sum owed

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

I think I am going to go and have a chit, and then we’ll see about this.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

“Convenience” is bullchit – the minibar is there so you can get drunk while nobody is watching.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

This instruction reads like complete chit.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

Actually the statement is correct English. A chit is a small note for a sum owed.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

So the small note said to the mini bar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

I’ve occasionally had a chit in a convenience. Not one of those conveniences had a cashier.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

But you shouldn’t leave a chit on the bed, or so I’ve Heard. 😛

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

I need to get my chit together so I can check out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Please don’t misuse the Mini Bar by getting chit-faced.

coffeebot
10 months ago

That’s some good chit, man.

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