Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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I’m at a loos…

posted on 2 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

A ghostly scent…

Photo courtesy of Lisa McDonald.
BOSS knock off product from China. 

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Happy Memorial Day (to all cats)

posted on 27 May 2013 in Toiletries

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2
I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom.
Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk
with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people.
Today, too, I have heard many stories.
America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace.
Found on box of tissues from Japan.
Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

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Not the most popular headache remedy

posted on 10 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Tired of that old symmetric face?

Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman. 
Found in China. 

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Double Care Lips

posted on 3 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

I’ve seen the crack, it’s no joke.

Photo courtesy of Sher K.
Found in U.A.E. Imported from China. 

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My family uses Yirenbao!

posted on 3 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Ken & Sarah Brown.
Found in a hotel in Fujian, Fuzhou, China. 

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Tastes better than my old bath mat

posted on 8 Mar 2013 in Toiletries

Because NOT falling in the shower is also funny…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Stercel.
Found in Australia (imported from China?).

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It puts the lotion on the…

posted on 19 Feb 2013 in Toiletries

Got a foot fetish?

Photo courtesy of Jacquie Reagh.
Packaging from a “foot file”. 

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Try their shampoo–it fights cancer

posted on 30 Dec 2012 in Instructions, Toiletries

I heard plague causes cavities

Photo courtesy of S.B.

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It buys her black roses?

posted on 10 Dec 2012 in Toiletries

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker.
Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

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We love use

posted on 27 Nov 2012 in Toiletries

Don’t tense up on the toothpaste…

Photo courtesy of Hannes Diener.
Found in Tokyo hotel. 

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