Double Care Lips

Well bottoms ups

Front or back

Always good to have lip balm when you’re going up against the crack.

If you’re into the crack thing, your double lips will love this new turn charm fashion. Please run these new goods among your friends!!

Also try our Lip’O’Suction device

What if the crack is big? Doesn’t this come in a larger size?

Another fine product from L’Oral

I don’t care lips.

Endorsed by Amy Pond.

But can Suzy Chapstick charm fashion crack? Let’s not.

Let’s Balm!

Do you have anything that guards against the smack?

It rubs the product on its lips or else it gets the crack again.

Our office keeps a large supply of this on hand for all the butt kissers lined up outside the boss’s door.

Better crack on lips than lips on crack

Guards against the crack, AKA drug squad.

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.

Plumbers everywhere, rejoice!

I prefer to think of it as “the Schism”.

not so effective against Heroin though

Well! I guess it’s possible the crack might bite back.

I tdrives “the man in the boat” crazy.

It drives “the man in the boat” crazy (Em moabeta nau)

If you suffer from “chapped” lips. You should try kissing less chaps.

All that money wasted on the War on Drugs, when all we need is this.

Ladies unite. “Crack down” on all these pharmaceutical manufacturers.

Confucius says ; When woman fly upside down, she will have crack up.

…also good butt cream.

But does it guard against the weed?

Aint going anywhere near my big ass lips!