I’m at a loos…

I never imagined the toilet water is that scary.

We’ve clearly had a great voowel shift and I didn’t notice.

Clear liquid with a floral aftertaste

HUGE BOO*S

Statler and Waldorf’s favorite eau de toilette.

Try our knockoff, because the price of the real stuff is scary.

Just the perfume I am looking for – perfect for my next football match.

The bottle almost reads “Eau de toilet”, which it probably is anyway.

For all Winnie the Poos out there

With just a hint of raspberry.

Just one drop on your skin and you will be booed at all day.

Boos: The Official Scent of Major League Baseball.

Well, it does contain a lot of alcohol.

Probably not as best as their AAS..

Like a boos.

Yeah, it’s a great perfume! Feel free to take a sip.

Not as pleasant as Cheers, but hey, it’s so much cheaper!

– Bon Toilett!

Can’t wait for the ad with Kate Moos.

Officer Crabtree’s favourite.

It contains alcohol, so it should spell ‘Booze’

For all your boo thangs.

It takes a lot to get a girl fired from the strip club, but this ought to do it.

Mind if I wet my whistle?

Shouldn’t the bottle be shaped more like a hip flask?

Designed by Moaning Myrtle, the ghost who haunted a toilet at Hogwart’s.

Anything Boos can do, Booze can do better
Kangaroo perfumes are better than this

It’s for ghosts only.

Shop Assistant: “Deodorant?” “Ball or stick type sir?”

Customer: ‘No. Just for under the arms.’

I got mine in a gift set that also included Black Labial and Johnny Worker.

New from the mushroom kingdom the sent that will help even the shyest boo make some new friends. (Warning: may make it easier for Mario or Luigi to find you while you are hiding).

Wear it at pool parties. It makes it easier for the girls to duck you.

EDIT: Wear it at pool Pool parties. All the girls will want to duck you.

Use it as a mouthwash after you brush and floos.

“are you all saying ‘boo’ or ‘boourns’?”

Great Boos up!

BOOS
Scent makes men chase you when your back is turned, and stop and cover their eyes when you face them.

Any time is the right time to hit the Boos.

And the bottle design is a stretched out rip-off of Guerlain Vetiver in the ribbed bottle.

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Haha! I myself actually have a bottle of Boos! It’s a glossy black bottle unlike this one. I found it at a dorral stole.

The authentic stoof!

BOOS in Arabic means kiss. That makes it even funnier 🙂