Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Please randomly careful

posted on 5 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Please call for has the appointment.

Photo courtesy of Simon Penny.
Found at bee/honey museum in Taiwan. 

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Served with a smile

posted on 28 Jun 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Wait, right here on the table…?

Photo courtesy of Bryan Stafford.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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Right next to Chicken Falls

posted on 25 Jun 2013 in Menus, Signs

I prefer pork berries…

Photo courtesy of Jaime Venters. 

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Please wash hands and mask.

posted on 22 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I dressed as someone who’s about to explode.

Photo courtesy of Kate Clifford.
Found in China. 

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Don’t even think about Benny Hill

posted on 21 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jo Pycroft.
Found in China. 

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Interspecies relations will not be tolerated

posted on 14 Jun 2013 in Signs

The euthanasia will continue until morale improves…

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Found at pet shop in Japan. 

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Can I get some satisfaction?

posted on 12 Jun 2013 in Signs

…and a side order of joy.

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Found in Japanese mall.  

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My slippers get jittery…

posted on 11 Jun 2013 in Signs

Stay calm, keep laces tied…

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Japanese says: “Please do not get
on the bed with your shoes on.” 

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Boasted to perfection

posted on 10 Jun 2013 in Signs

Beef. The most talkative of meats.

Photo courtesy of William Quinn.
“Vicky’s Restaurant” found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Please rock your valuables

posted on 6 Jun 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Lock on!

Photo courtesy of Brandon Yacobellis.
Found at a Korean bowling alley. 

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