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University kindergarten for the ambitious 5 year old
As opposed to kids jolly brain
After our special morning tea, all of kids are high with jolly brains,
We Engrish English!
Tongue university? I thought kids learned all they need to know about that in high school.
Well, that explains the state of American English today!
Don’t worry. Be brain jolly.
All your Education Base are belong to us.
Welcome to zombie kindergarten!
Typical ‘Life of Brain’
Have a holly brain jolly Chrismras, I’ts the brest trime of the rear….
You can’t lick Tongue University.
Tongue University – the education base for sex therapy
Pass the dopamine.
Brain ’em while they’re young
Jolly their brains to make them fit to work for Fox News
♫Whatever have they done to the old mother-tongue,
They have wrangled, mangled, strangled, and abused it♪
They are jolly, because I slipped Hash Cookies into the biscuit barrel.
An educated base, is one that farts in stereo.
I am jolly cos I got a gud edercation, which, helps me to spel and rite gud.
METHOD OF USA:
1. Come
2. Brain ’em
3. Educate ’em
4. Make ’em jolly
Come in to make jelly kids Chinese Chinglish
Brain jolly kids? In my time we just called ’em nerds.
Brain Jolly kids. They create magic happy.
“Are ya ready kids?”
Sponsored by Jolly Ranchers.
Am I weird for having read that as “Brain JELLY kids”?
…because after playing Minecraft all day, they definitely are.