Half price on twins

Half price on twins

posted on 22 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Meet with our clerks privately

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Yes, that’s how it’s usually done.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Nicely furnished cubicles within

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Look Mommy no eyes

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Looks like you can make your own ninga turtle as well.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

…and the sign on the building next door says “Assemblies of God”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– I’m coming, I’m coming…!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Better come back later, this is red flag day. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Make two, get an endless screw

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Tab P goes into slot V…….

coffeebot
10 years ago

Neighbor to Zero Sum Abortion Clinic

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It comes with a tag ‘Born in China’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

White, brown and red I can understand, but the blue one? Someone must be using frozen sperm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Please stay away from the crack in the window!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do you take trade-ins?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Limit one per customer. This is China.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Does the “One child” policy apply here?

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

A bit more direct than the traditional red light by the door.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Ben: Those places are hoping you don’t make a baby, though. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

“And, as the sperm swim towards the egg, it’s hard not to think that I’ve just ruined this fried breakfast.”
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One of the funnies line I ever heard, from a comedian named Greg Davies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

*edit: funniest lines. 😳

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Please come in, Sir!
– Are you kidding me?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Cheaper by the dozen.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I see the Chinese neo-capitalists are already pouncing on the relaxed one-child-per-family rules.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: You are NOT welcome to come again

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

They really should open a Japanese branch… although their declining population numbers shows that they have problems following even these simplest of instructions.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

What is your Returns policy ?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

This is 1 shop you won’t mind your wife forcing you to go with her.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Can I come protected?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Go out and get pregnant with a doll !

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Comes in standard and black mushrooms rape varieties.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

May I assist you madam.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do you see any THING you like madam.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Q. When a pregnant women stands up, why doesn’t the baby fall out?

A. It’s all the screws that hold them in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Come in! No, not in your pants!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Vinyl Solution. Sure beats the hell out of the Nazi plan with a similar name.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

That’s what I said to my husband, but he said we should focus on our careers for another year or two.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Buy Buy Baby.

Rey
Rey
9 years ago

All babies are final.

Hideyoshi
Hideyoshi
9 years ago

Motels And Unwanted Babies … Japanese People Really Know How To Make Them Both Kids Things.

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