Admit it – you arrived in a site

Admit it – you arrived in a site

posted on 19 Jan 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Seib.
Spotted in Japan.  

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

No parking

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Don’t ask us we won’t let you anyway

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Once its in, you can prohibit all you like.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You are welcome without permission!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Two desperate young lovers decided to have a “quickie” under their parked 4WD wagon.

After a while they are interrupted by a policeman. Who says: “Driver. You have not put on your handbrake.”

The bloke replies; ‘How do you know?’

Policeman: “It rolled away ten minutes ago, and I have thousand witnesses here to prove it.”

Droll not Troll
10 years ago

All your site are belong to it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Who is it?
– Zen!

Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Maybe we should stay out of site until it leaves.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Also. Your reversing camera will have its lens poked out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Does it prohibit it strictly or is it just happy to see us?

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

And we and it will be issued a site-ation.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The first character on the second line seems emphatic.

The “4HE”, looks like they have 4 tons of high-explosive to enforce the rule.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ah! But what is “it”.

Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This is a burial site. Parking here is a grave mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It is Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This is a site for sore eyes.

Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum: “It” must be a toad. As in- “Authorised parking only. All others will be toad.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If you park here, you may take a brown paper bag to the office, to collect the remains of your car.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Shortly, it has us decline

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Site is the new Honda SUV and it has the Auto-park function. They are being recalled to be reprogrammed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It signs the citation and it appears in traffic court or it gets the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It is made at here!

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

“We arrive in a site and it parks without permission”
Sounds like my neighborhood all right…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Angel parking only.
All others can go to hell.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: In case it dogs, It prohibits it strictly without permission, punishes it, removes it and parks

Jim_S
Jim_S
10 years ago

Rule don’t apply to it.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

ERROR 404

Droll not Troll
10 years ago

No Understanding at Any Time.

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

We are not amused.

kioku
kioku
10 years ago

What a hypocritical site! Parking without permission and then not strictly not allowing you to do so. I would never go to that site again!

rayray
rayray
10 years ago

then it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

Snufleupagus
10 years ago

And then it puts on the lotion.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

It puts the turtlewax on its tin, else it gets the hose again.

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