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posted on 5 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please enter safety carefully

Spotted in China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I’ll escalator instead

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Multi function exclamation comapny

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Go back to slip

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That’s what she said!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The icon shows which way up your vagina will be if you disregard the sign.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I once knew a lady who was rather dangerous.

But I could really recommend entering her.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Do not enter the elevator, it is not here

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

But it’s okay if I enter the safe?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You will be accident.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Injure is possibly.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Beware of large exclamation marks. The may give you a nasty surprise, if they enter you.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

CAUTION: The elevator is now in the lift.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Dangerous is my middle name.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Every path you take has its ups and downs.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Always take elevator – once a day – or, as recommended by your doctor.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@.WorrierPrincess.

Only if I may also enter you,whilst you are in the safe. : p

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mainitenance has two i’s so it can watch you!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DNT Deviate 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum: Hey, that isn’t what they mean by safe sex!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DNT Doubly. Since the vasectomy I am also a safe blower. :#

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Safe enter is towards your behind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

They should question Mark

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

This sign must have been made by Batman’s nemesis The Riddler’s lesser-known cousin, The Exclaimer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dear Friend!

I am so sorry, the screw malfunctioned working in progress. The elevator escalated and suspicious escape cause the dangerous the enter. Please fall downstairs from a distance, but this is not here.

Your so regretted,

Inconvenience

coffeebot
10 years ago

When it is called an escalator it will work.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, are you the dangerous?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The escalator is not broken, it just decided to be a stairway for a while.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Mistaikes found everywhere . . .
Enter the safe (at your own risk) !

Anomoly
Anomoly
10 years ago

Please slip and fall carefully!

Garst
10 years ago

They don’t need any more people getting stuck on the escalator! There are too many stuck on there that they can’t get down!

BuRBOR
BuRBOR
10 years ago

do not enter the dangerous

BuRBOR
BuRBOR
10 years ago

Do not enter the gorgeous

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
10 years ago

Enter the Dangerous: YOU’RE FOCKED

dan brown
dan brown
9 years ago

but i like entering dangerouses

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