Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Always Happy When Engrish Is!
Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer
© 1999 - 2026 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
© 1999 - 2026 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.



(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
Because hospital is important.
Lava lamps are dangerous.
If you are thinking of buying this lava lamp, there must be something wrong with you. Go to hospital right away.
Ah, the lavalamp, a staple of the Chubbyemu diet. Goes well with snow globes, silica gel, and gas station sushi.
But, what about the polluted pants?
If you awallow a lamp, you probably need both surgical and psychiatric support.