Keep an eye on your mentalpatients…

On the whole, I think I’ll just stay at home and practice my feudalistic and superstitious activities.

This is so hard to figure out, I may need a slide rule.

What’s the penalty for scaring a shrimp ?

Is poisoning pigeons OK ?

Dig up fruits or seeds? What is this, a peanut farm?

Not expected to expose one’s top? These rules are over the top. The question is, is it the top of an artificial hill or a natural hill?

I am not sure whether scaring cicadas is a viable business model, but it’s good to know that it is allowed for commercial purposes.

I promise I won’t scavenge or capture bird or cricket.

Madame says discipline is essential.

I see that masturbation is not specifically banned…

@RC: Only if you expose the top.

No politicians allowed in the park, then. They’re usually lying about something.

I love going to a park where I can hose for commercial purposes.

Stop discriminating against superstitious, mental patient quack doctors with firearms peddling papers while sitting on a hill!! And I don’t have any papers, the guns are stolen!