Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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There goes my plan to use it after I used it…

posted on 1 Nov 2024 in Instructions

Challenge accepted.

Photo courtesy of Bryan Paepke.

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Have you loss common sense?

posted on 16 Sep 2024 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Taren Nauxen.
Warning label from lava lamp.

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No intentional use allowed…

posted on 22 Aug 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Nancy Fawcett.
Product made in China.

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Shanghai Public Parks Rules

posted on 20 Aug 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of P and M Garwood.

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Nobody wants to suck anypsrt…

posted on 16 Aug 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Before assemling, you ailoed to use seissors to trim anypsrt…

Photo courtesy of Perry Lam.

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Hi, I’m the shelf for Hand Warmer N04…

posted on 4 Aug 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Hi, I’m Aunt Goddess. What the hell is that thing…

Photo courtesy of Trish L.
Instruction manual from a Chinese-manufactured
portable hand warmer.

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Reuse toilet paper where possible…

posted on 14 Jun 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Attention earchlings, take me to your leacer…

Photo courtesy of Lee S.
Found in China. 

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Left is right, boys are girls…

posted on 14 May 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Hand downward if you want that opportunity…

Photo courtesy of Henry Chin.
Earphones from China. 

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If you’re on fire, wait for further instructions…

posted on 5 Apr 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

It takes a lot more than being on fire to make me panic…

Photo courtesy of Bruce C.
Spotted at hotel in China. 

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Don’t be forgetfully…

posted on 18 Mar 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…

Photo courtesy of Al Lambert. 
Hotel info spotted in China. 

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