Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

posted on 17 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

gonorrhea-hot-spring-shrimp

Photo courtesy of Cate Bridenstine.
Found on Jade Island, Taiwan.

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No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

posted on 15 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

need-to-shoe

I’m the managen, are you the shoe?

Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.

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Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games

headphone-microphone

Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

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Do you smell BBQ?

posted on 10 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

burns-the-pig-garden-leg

Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….

Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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Hands off the tiara NOW!

posted on 8 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

surprised-frisk-girl

You have the right to remain fabulous…

Photo courtesy of ‘agoodcupoftea’.
Toy imported from China. 

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Blessed art thou among firefighters.

posted on 7 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

water-pope

And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.

Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.

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You asked for’em!

posted on 3 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

sign-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found in China. 

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Hard to distinsuish that word…

posted on 1 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

extinsiush-the-world

You’re gonna need a bigger extinsuisher…

Photo courtesy of Andre Padua.
Shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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Vegetable peeler instructions

posted on 30 Jun 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

vegetable-peeler

Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package. 

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We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

posted on 28 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

kitty-healthcare-companion

Your nurse, Sailor Moon, will assist you.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.

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