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Hands off the tiara NOW!
You have the right to remain fabulous…
Photo courtesy of ‘agoodcupoftea’.
Toy imported from China.
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That girl has a risk of giving a surprise when F—–
Put your arms in the air. Now!
I devised a corner so I can play Risk.
Just be careful what you touch.
Kathongola is what I got from the girl. It was quite a surprise.
I wonder if they meant Frisky… but no, that would be worse.
When you find her device you’ll be surprised.
Giving a girl a surprise frisk seems like a big risk.
Brought to you by T.S.A. entertainment.
The girl is from Devise Corner and she has some interesting angles.
Supplied with a free pair of rubber gloves.
The large pink device in the top left corner looks like something a girl could really frisk with.
Really! F— Risk, Girl! I can never keep Kamchatka and in the meantime that D-bag just sits down in Australia building his army!
I hear the Devise corner is really vogue.
Airport security doesn’t care if you’re a princess.
She comes with a lot of supplies…
Surprise! She looks totally different from the girl in the left corner.
This looks like a job for the T.I.T. Inspector from a few weeks ago…
Frisk Girl’s secret identity is Pat Down.
Potential risk taker working for big investment fund.
OOOOH!!! Your hands are cold.
As seen on the Toy Story version of COPS:
Bad toys, bad toys, wha’cha gonna do?
Wha’cha gonna do when dey come for you?
Sponsored by Endo Shozo
That’s what Wonder Woman looks like in a dress.
her oversized earrings double as handcuffs
Barbies, whatcha want
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
When Surprise Frisk Girl come for you
@Yu No Hoo: The surprise is that Pat Down is Patrick, not Patricia. Frisk at own risk.
An undercover policewoman in Buckingham Palace!
So, what’s the wand for?
@Long Tom 2013. God! I always thought it was spelt with an “F”.