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Hard to distinsuish that word…
You’re gonna need a bigger extinsuisher…
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extinsuish the water to put out the file.
There’s a kind of hush all over the world tonight
Or shuchi instead
I think you mean extinsushi?
extinsuish the world by flushing it down the toilet
I didn’t know it was burnins.
the world was extinguish because the Toyota Scion brand was discontinued. In other words, it’s a road rage.
Can I fire extuingish it?
I mean extinsuish it.
Answer: What you have to do after eating a huge gob of wasabi.
This must be the opposite of an inflammatory slogan.
The world really isn’t ready for tinned sushi.
Extinsuish is one of those irresular verbs.
I was barely able to extinguish my lady, within three hours. How long would the world take?
A World Extinguisher?
Sounds like one of those strange organisations, like Whirled Peas, or UNICEF, or CHOG,M or summat.
If we don’t take the right steps soon there will be enough CO2 to fill that giant extinsuisher.
@Marum | 5:47 am: The way corporations and governments are f##king the world, it won’t take very long.
BTW, if it took you 3 hours barely, how long would it take fully clothed? 😛
Maybe they meant ‘extinsquish’, eradicating a species by squishing all its members.
Translator should be fired.
Brextinsuish the EU.
After eating Sichuan or Indian food, if one experiences a “burning ring of fire”:
1. Carefully break glass
2. Take fire extinsuisher from wall compartment
3. Insert hose into affected area and
4. Compress handle
Enslish.
My parents destroyed the planet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
T-shirt courtesy of Dr. Shweevil.
Some men just don”t want to watch the world burn.
A thousand Daleks with fire extinguishers should do the job.
007, use your watch to destroy the extinguisher’s hose.
DnT 0613. Oh! I never knew “clothed” was an option. That’s kinky. 👿
“Hack the Planet!” ‘s distant Engrish cousin.
. . . and then relinsuish it?
For the reverse pyromaniac in you.
“Some people just want watch the world buirn” But not this guy!