Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Are we read?

posted on 8 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

read-to-eat

Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?

Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.

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Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

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Please stop splashing.

posted on 3 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t be so dramatic.

Photo courtesy of JM.
Found in China. 

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Eau de beef

posted on 2 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

meat-fragrance

Now you can smell meaty all day long!

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at Wal-Mart in Kaifaqu, China.

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I think it’s in the rice…

posted on 1 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

find-the-taste

Find your tip.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Restaurant found in Kaifaqu, China.

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Use the old exit.

posted on 30 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-enter-the-minors

This exit will be ready in 5 years.

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Hyman.
Found outside a smoking lounge of Kunming Int’l Airport. 

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My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

posted on 24 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick.
Found on highway in China. 

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This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

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Not approved by the FDA…

posted on 20 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

high-toy

Hey kid, wanna get high toy?

Photo courtesy of C.T.
Toy from China. 

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Recommended ages: 21+

posted on 19 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

Defa-Lucy

Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath.
Toy box from China. 

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