Then I listen a song in the ear… - Engrish.com

Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So he pulled it out of where

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

mouth and spiny bumps do not go together

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I use my fingers and toes

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The dentist will be worried

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I think the creator put aboot in his mouth

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Must be a book about hedgehog boobs.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Don’t read a gift book in the mouth.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

His mouth was so big that it could be used it as a cave library

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Read a book in the mouth? Must have used your eye teeth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

From your mouth to shiny bumps

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Oh, I get it! The book is written in Braille.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

From ‘In The Mouth of Madness’ and ‘Mouthman Prophecies’

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

♫With a thong in my heart♪

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I read the books that make the whole world sting
I read the books of love and special things
I read the bumps that make the young girls cry
I read the books,I read the books.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

That’s nonchalance for you. He’s sitting in the moth of a Dragon, reading a book.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Reader’s Digest.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

So you think reading a book with your mouth is great.

I could lift my lady right off a chair with my tongue. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I read the book and the last thing I remember was a foul taste of pee soup and a ‘gulp’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

I joined the Book of the Mouth Club. The first title ended up being a selection of pooetry.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

I think you’ll find pica is the most suitable type size in this case.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

There are some books I just devour…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I read a book in the mouth then finish it in a toilet bowel

– Edgar Allan Poet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I usually read one book per mouth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

With a hat like that, you need to go to a phrenologist and have your spiny bumps read.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

His library sorts books according to the Chewey Decimal System.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

He’s a lip reader.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
10 years ago

Did James Bartley wrote that phrase when he was inside the whale?? 😀

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

E-books are the best; they’re already byte-sized.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Must be a real bookworm. The bug that actually eats books, I mean.

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

This guy has his senses confused. He can see with his mouth and feel [touch] with his eyes. What’s next, smelling sound? How about hearing taste? Or even tasting smell?
The webmaster was right when he wrote “I’d see a doctor about that.”
This guy has full-blown synesthesia!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Spiny bumps when ya read?
Well I never heard’a that one before!

Me? Personally, I tend to break out into purple polka dots whenever ai listen to music….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I read a book in the mouth and found the taste

Eggrish
Eggrish
10 years ago

Make sure to chew once every 32 pages young man.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The Erogenous Zones of Literature.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Spiny bumps indeed!
Look Chang, if you have to eat the pages, take the flaming staples out first.

McBee
McBee
10 years ago

Read that bitch! Read it right in the mouth!

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