My husband THINKS he gonna drive… - Engrish.com

My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

posted on 24 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick.
Found on highway in China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

As famous as Divorce

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The first domestic dispute was Adam arguing with Eve about what leaf to wear.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Kissing and making out is just as famous

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I told you turn left!

You never listen to me…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Incoming Collision, Domestic Dispute expected.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

She says toilet seat DOWN!
He says toilet seat UP!
Try leaving it halfway, see how that works out.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Don’t settle for second-rate domestic disputes. We offer the best quality, guaranteed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Early version of the Weyland Yutani logo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If the world famous brand is Apple that would go along with the first domestic dispute being between Adam and Eve.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

A domestic dispute in 30 minutes or less or else it’s free!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Ike and Tina’s Taxi service.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

We help you drive one another up the Wall.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Call us if you’re braking up.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT 04154. I have it on good authority from the sports medicine people, that it takes much les energy to lower the seat than to raise it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Sadly, many disputes are caused by van aerial disease.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Well, FINALLY!
What the whole world’s been waiting for:

The Intervention-Mobile!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

@Marum 518:

Yeah, gravity serves us well.

So does friction!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Driver to co-worker riding shotgun:

“Dude…the freakin’ WHITE HOUSE is calling for our help!”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yu No Hoo 0556.

Before “no fault” divorces, a woman was suing for divorce, on the grounds of her husband’s adultery.
The Judge wanted some point cleared up, addressed her directly.

Jud: “How do actually you know he was committing adultery?”

Wom: “When he came home with the Venetian Disease.”

Jud iincreduously: “The VENETIAN disease!???”

Lawyer: “The Gondolier your honour.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

A famous brand of domestic violence?
WTF does the Chinese really say?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Probably too late anyhow. Looks like a hearse.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Y W – Yeti Women.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Pete 0641… Yes. One uses the van to run over the bastard. 😀

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

What does the “YW” in the logo stand for? “Yelling Women?”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BFC 0917. Is that why he is the ABOMINABLE snowman?

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

@Geo | 9:21 am @Big Fat Cat | 9:17 am
Got ninja’d… spent too much time writing my comment… sorry.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Or maybe it is Him a layan down the law.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

@Marum 914: Advance apologies if ya don’t see this ’til your tomorrow, mate, but I can offer a good guess about what the Chinese actually says. My Chinese isn’t anywhere near as good as my Japanese but here goes: “Most competitive in the country, world’s (something) brand”. There’s a character I simply can’t seem to find that I’m not familiar with. I’ve looked up & down online and can’t find it. So, this is about as close a translation as I can come up with. The character they mistakenly translated as “dispute” is often used in words (in both Chinese… Read more »

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

@Marum 9:10

Judge must’ve thought she was talking claptrap.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Geo 9:21 YW = Young Woman (that husband shouldn’t be looking at while driving with his wife)

Rt
Rt
10 years ago

Because when i want my wife to act like a b**** towards me, i don’t settle for anything less

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

“Okay, next time YOU pick the deliery service!”

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