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Are we read?
Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?
Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.
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These items are Read to Eat. Don’t ask Y
Not another cooking show
I can see why you need to read which on thy are, first
I can see why you need to read which one they are, first
Noodles and pet food mmm…
Read To Eat does not sound like something a library would sponsor.
Read to eat a book in the mouth?
I like to get the reading noodles to eat because readers digest.
I tried to read the cooking noodles but the water was too deep
My favorite type is ‘Pasta New Roman’
That reminds me of R.O.D: Read or Die (リード・オア・ダイ Rīdo Oa Dai) by Hideyuki Kurata,
If you don’t read, you die of starvation.
I read a book in the mouth and now I’m no longer hungry.
Preheat Kindle to 250F for ten minutes.
That’s why I joined the Book-Of-The-Mouth Club.
May I suggest The Rise And Fall Of The Ramen Empire?
Sponsored by Readers Digest.
It’s a famous Italian library where I borrowed an excellent lasagna which stayed worm for two weeks, and there’s even that ‘All you can Read’ buffet
Yet another mystifying international clue about Calvin’s infamous noodle incident?
Don’t say you’re happy to shop here, or you may have to eat your words.
Maybe you need to bone up on your cooking.
But I hate reading spam!
Mmmm … eNoodles!
To the library!
Udon is read at here!
– Read to eat?
– Write!
I’d recommend some Shakespeare; try Munch Ado About Nutting, HAMlet, Julius Cheeser, or even The Tempeh.
I had to go on a diet; nothing but Anne Rice.
Now I know why people move their lips when they read.
Hey sarge! This ain’t spaghettios, It’s War and Peace!
You just can’t get those dine novels any more.
I went to the optometrist and read the pie chart.
“Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.”
Be careful if you read burple prose.
My table setting always includes glasses.
Where is the serial aisle?
I found this place by word of mouth.
Do you know your basic food types?
That’s what she wrote
Considering that Taiwan is where a lot of rubber prank foods are made, I can see why they specified the type of noodles they’re selling.
Are we read to read?
We also sell cookbooks. Don’t eat the pictures of the food, please.
Wish it were a thing, cooking just by reading some random texts.
Find the text.
I’m really hungry today, make mine a large print version, please.