Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Don’t be a duper, take your thing…

posted on 13 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Take my thing, you are stranger. Take my thing twice, I’m a duper.

 

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Chiam.
Spotted in China. 

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Safe to sit up to 2 hours…

posted on 11 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Automatic mercy flush…

Photo courtesy of Anne M.H.
Found at Great Wall of China. 

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You might consider washing hands, too…

posted on 6 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

…then run!

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of A. Humphries.
Spotted in China.

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Do not try at home…

posted on 5 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

If you have been injured you may be entitled to compensation…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Andrez Ortiz.
Spotted in China. 

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I’m a little less formal with my Internet…

posted on 24 Feb 2026 in Chinglish, Instructions

Sexframe is what got me this ankle bracelet…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Adam Krueger.
Spotted in China.

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Uncredited taste but it’s more near…

posted on 23 Feb 2026 in Chinglish, Drinks

Like HGH only more near…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Aaron S.
Spotted in China. 

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Tinkle me like you got a pair…

posted on 5 Feb 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Cardiac tinkles almost did me in…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Yih Cheng.
Spotted in China. 

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Survives in stupor is my best strategy…

posted on 14 Jan 2026 in Chinglish, Media

It was a cruel incident wedding but the reception was fine…

Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson.
Blu-Ray of Kill Bill from China. 

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It’s frozen, quit wincing…

posted on 13 Jan 2026 in Chinglish, Snacks

You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to make…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson.
Found in China. 

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Fight truth decay…

posted on 12 Jan 2026 in Chinglish, Toiletries

May contain fentanyl…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson.
Found in China. 

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