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(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
Well, I am pro-perty…I just can’t abide those anti-perty activists
In PRC, “maintain” is double-speak for “ignore”.
You’ll hear from my lawyer if this park is used in a poem.
Donald does not go there.
…and be careful not to p too high.
…or the Idea Owners Association will fine you!
Mind your P’s
Own your TrEes
Maintain proper text alignment: fail.