Smarp noshers know best… - Engrish.com

Smarp noshers know best…

posted on 2 Jul 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Please, you don’t look smarp when you slobber…

Photo courtesy of Gray Safford.
Spotted in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
1 month ago

A subsidiary of Pavlov, Inc.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Patrons are advised to wear wading boots.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

I’m dribbling already.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

No shiry, no shoe, no service!

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

I smarp you slobber.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Waiter! There’s a smarp in my slobber.

coffeebot
1 month ago

Don’t be a smarp-ass.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

Doggone delicious!

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