Master wants more hearts…

posted on 24 Jan 2023 in Candy/Gum

There will be blood…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Candy wrapper spotted in Japan. 

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Your mileage may vary…

posted on 23 Jan 2023 in Signs

I prefer self-service…

Photo courtesy of A.C.
Spotted in Nagano, Japan. 

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We just make it up as we go…

posted on 21 Jan 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Better get a second opinion…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Thailand. 

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Hand churned…

posted on 20 Jan 2023 in Signs

Worried where the sugar comes from…

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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They never get it right…

posted on 19 Jan 2023 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Aguirre.

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Tastes Franch!

posted on 18 Jan 2023 in Signs

Photo by Paul Ruckstuhl.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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I’ve never felt cleaner…

posted on 17 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Guess we didn’t need a toilet after all…

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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Spiritual battle rages on in my colon…

posted on 16 Jan 2023 in Clothing

The righteous man eateth and vomiteth not.

Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon.
Shirt found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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Love that rye humor

posted on 15 Jan 2023 in Signs

Does that include in bread dogs?

Photo courtesy of John Hughes.

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In memorium of seasonal wrapping paper…

posted on 14 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Stationery

Photo courtesy of T.U.
Wrapping paper package from China.

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