Drink two if you want to reboot…

Drink two if you want to reboot…

posted on 23 Aug 2023 in Vending Machines

I have to clear my cache…

Photo courtesy of Dante L.
Spotted on a vending machine in Tokyo. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

I’m now imagining workers carefully measuring cans with calipers in the factory, and only allowing the very best ones to be packaged for this vending machine.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

Nobody makes selections as well as we do !

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

Makes sense…if there weren’t any others, it would be hard to be outstanding.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

We did it because we canned.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

Tetsuo had had a successful career as a beverage selector for vending machines and was stunned when he was canned for pasting a silly sign on the front of the machine.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

Best in tin?

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

But does it give you wings.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

It does give you wings, because it eventually kills you.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

I can can can, if you can can can too.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

The Horryfukyuken Festival, is when the girls get to see how many cans they can hang off their boyfriend’s nuts, before he can no longer get an erection.

Last edited 7 months ago by Marum
coffeebot
coffeebot
7 months ago

I drink canned beverages any time my browser has updated.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

We already did our part. You want one? Bring it inside yourself.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Regurgitate. Reimbibe. Refresh. Repeat! ™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

All beverages have been caned they’re so baaaaad.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Refresh! Canned Beverage commands it!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Well, we did what we could. Rest is up to you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Plop, plop… fuzz fuzz — oh, what a corned beef it is!

Nah, that’s not right, Phil. How about:

Pop, pop… fizz fizz — oh, what a debrief it is!

Closer, but….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Canned beverage makes you pull tab, not press tab.

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