The devil is in the details…

The devil is in the details…

posted on 24 Aug 2023 in Chinglish

My cough might need an exorcism…

Photo courtesy of Darren Stuart.
Medicine from China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

 
Come see the wind-heat inherent in my system! Help help! My chest is being oppressed!

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

– I am not dead yet !
– Soon will be…

DrLex
DrLex
9 months ago

Instructions are incomplete, it lacks the part where one needs to burn incense and chant sutras.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

No wonder they couldn’t figure out the Wuhan Flu.

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

Treatment of sputum, huh ? Do you also have something for treatment of turds ?

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

Must be potent stuff, seeing that each bottle only lasts two days.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 months ago

Hmm… a 2 day supply. If you’re not cured in that time it’s your own fault for being evil.

Last edited 9 months ago by Droll not Troll
Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

As featured in “Great Expectorations” by Charles Dikkens, the famous Dutch author.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
9 months ago

Beware the evil of the cough.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
9 months ago

It is evil to oppress the chest.

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

They say I am phlegmatic, but I don’t care.

Running Comment
Running Comment
9 months ago

You think my nose is runny ? It’s not.

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 months ago

Out you demon of dry mouth, raspy voice, difficulty swallowing.

DrLex
DrLex
9 months ago

But, I don’t want to moisturize my cough.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
9 months ago

Alimentary, my Dear Watson — and it’s a good thing it is taken orally, too..

Boris
Boris
9 months ago

Ahhh, the melodious poetic verse
of the pedantic over-explainer.

P.D.
P.D.
9 months ago

“Wind-Heat Evil”? I thought that was what Stromboli gave you after 24 hrs…

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