Pushy Fruit Co. says eat now!

posted on 23 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Snacks

Nonco means nonco!

Photo courtesy of Sharene Gilchrist. 

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Nobody wants to see poop on a tree

posted on 22 Feb 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Spotted in China. 

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But Mr. Lifeguard, it’s just acne…

posted on 21 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

You must be THIS hungry to swim here…

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Found in China. 

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Grilling is the only way to shut him up

posted on 20 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

“Stick a fork in me–I’m done!”

Photo courtesy of Elena Guseva.
 Found at a restaurant in Spain.

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It puts the lotion on the…

posted on 19 Feb 2013 in Toiletries

Got a foot fetish?

Photo courtesy of Jacquie Reagh.
Packaging from a “foot file”. 

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Just one week’s worth…

posted on 18 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Colleen Best.
Found on menu in Beijing Airport. 

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Anything like Corinthian Leather?

posted on 17 Feb 2013 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jesse Wiseman.
Found in a wallet purchased in Australia. 

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But don’t call him a fop

posted on 16 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Clothing

I was looking for something in Wisconsin Farmer…

Photo courtesy of VC.
Underwear package found in Beijing, China. 

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True Grit

posted on 15 Feb 2013 in Snacks

Provides 100% of your RDA of silica…

Photo courtesy of Wojtek Hryniewicz.
Spotted at Baskin Robbins in Japan. 

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All’s fair in love and business

posted on 14 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Clothing

Sounds like someone’s getting a raise…

Photo courtesy of Tom Mackay.
Found on a “Fred Perry” jersey in Shanghai, China. 

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