Choose Life!

Choose Life!

posted on 11 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

They put life on the line…

Photo courtesy of Peter.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

When life gives you escalators, make escalade.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

When your life is in the toilet, the only way is up.

Rm
Rm
11 years ago

I answered nature’s call.. then life called..

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

Escalator to heaven in front of you, stairs to hell to your right, limbo toilets to your left.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Charlie Crews is up there. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Three wishes; written by Elevator

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

That’s a bit harsh for shoplifting. Don’t you have a 30 days escalator?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Just tell me the way to the mall please!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Well things are looking up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Well, let’s live a little

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Yes, I’m Pro-Life. I’m also Pro-Toilet. And Stairs too.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

My toilet life is boring so let’s Stairway To Heaven!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ve studied this sign for five minutes and the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven still don’t make any sense to me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is it allowed to use all three at the same time?

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Toilet, Life, where’s the ramp?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Someone in the toilet is firing arrows. Run for your life! Quick, up the stairs!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

FIRE, ESCAPE and DOOR are downstair

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

The woman in the toilet sign appears to be shrugging as if to say, “hey, I don’t understand the sign either.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Please only pee here or you’ll have to upstairs

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“Excuse me, but where can I get a life in this store?”
“Just take the escalator to the second floor ma’am, you find them in the reality section next to the clues.”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I see Led Zeppelin’s new song, “Escalator To Heaven”, is a huge hit in China.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

William Shatner sends everybody upstairs.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

In Japan, on the other hand, life is way too short.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

If you are trying to generate new life in the toilet, people are bound to stair.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

If you want a forties magazine to read in the toilet, just go up these stairs.

RT
RT
11 years ago

excuse me, can you tell me where is the highway to hell?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

When my bowels excrete, they scream TOILET LIFE.
-TuPap

Thomas
11 years ago

No, choose Toilet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Life. Please vertically.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Stair? …Where’s the rest?

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
11 years ago

I thought I had no choice!!

Doctor Q
11 years ago

Escalator to paradise! I’ve got 2 tickets!

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