Served with Java

Served with Java

posted on 13 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

I give this a C++…

Photo courtesy of C.H.
Found at seafood buffet in Dongguan, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just be aware of python then.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Yellow River?

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

That’s what they get for giving us Windows Vista.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Try also the programmers crab.

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

For people who really understand the importance of the garbage collectors of the Java island.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

After the meal, lets Samba

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Cyber Shocker’s No. 1

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Retirees may order from the fortran or cobol menu.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Is the urine from the shrimp or the programmers? That would certainly help guide my choice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP and
// is YELLOW
}

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

EDIT: My program was executed in a weird way. Once again:

if ( ”urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”urine” is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ”another urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”another urine” is SHRIMP and
// ”urine” is YELLOW
}

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

You can’t beta peefood cocktail.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

These are just your BASIC ingredients.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

100 IF P = swallowed THEN GOTO toilet
200 RUN !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Goes nicely with ”Designers Crap Crab”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

There’s probably a For Dummies book on this.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Regular developers release code.
Our programmers have accidents.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The urine came out of the programmer while he was manipulating his bits.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

One byte of this is enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! Is it frozen, or freshly picked from the …………. pool?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Now I know why my Computer Fries

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I guess a programmer doesn’t have a very big one after all…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Tyler Durden strikes again.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

I think this is just a very bad machine translation for “sperm cell.”

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Assembler required.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– One Programmers Urine Shrimp to go, Sir?
– Actually, to go away, please.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Those shrimp are looking a little too pixelated to be appetizing.
Urine trouble Mr. Programmer!

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

But if they work for Microsoft, you get Micro-Shrimp

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

“Urine shrimp.” I can’t understand the confusion. I’d pee myself too, if they threw me into a tub of boiling water.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

SHRIMP. The new programming language. It leaves your network with some very cross stations,.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Seqential
Holographic
Random
Information – encrypted
Mega
Programme

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

now available at the Apple store

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Well, we know what’ll be on the front cover of the O’Reilly book.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Are you OK, Sir?
– Just open the Windows, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Programmers urine shrimp = code baby pees = cold baby peas? 😕

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Yelly-fish!

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

Pissing shrimp, slows your stream dramatically.

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

There is not a Kernel of truth to this statement

smeezekitty
smeezekitty
11 years ago

Pee from C programmers is the best! Be sure sure to give it a test!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I accidentally downloaded a virus.
Now I have PUS on my laptop.

me
me
11 years ago

IN BRINE!

Doctor Q
11 years ago

I got a virus from eating this.

mustafa
mustafa
4 years ago

lmao wtf

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