For people who really understand the importance of the garbage collectors of the Java island.
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago
After the meal, lets Samba
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Cyber Shocker’s No. 1
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago
Retirees may order from the fortran or cobol menu.
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago
Is the urine from the shrimp or the programmers? That would certainly help guide my choice.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP and
// is YELLOW
}
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
EDIT: My program was executed in a weird way. Once again:
if ( ”urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”urine” is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ”another urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”another urine” is SHRIMP and
// ”urine” is YELLOW
}
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
You can’t beta peefood cocktail.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
These are just your BASIC ingredients.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
100 IF P = swallowed THEN GOTO toilet
200 RUN !
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Goes nicely with ”Designers Crap Crab”
jjhitt
11 years ago
There’s probably a For Dummies book on this.
jjhitt
11 years ago
Regular developers release code.
Our programmers have accidents.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
The urine came out of the programmer while he was manipulating his bits.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
One byte of this is enough.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– Waiter! Is it frozen, or freshly picked from the …………. pool?
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Now I know why my Computer Fries
J-Luke
11 years ago
I guess a programmer doesn’t have a very big one after all…
Frank Burns
11 years ago
Tyler Durden strikes again.
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
I think this is just a very bad machine translation for “sperm cell.”
Sparky
11 years ago
Assembler required.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– One Programmers Urine Shrimp to go, Sir?
– Actually, to go away, please.
iLock
11 years ago
Those shrimp are looking a little too pixelated to be appetizing.
Urine trouble Mr. Programmer!
GwydionM
11 years ago
But if they work for Microsoft, you get Micro-Shrimp
Marum
11 years ago
“Urine shrimp.” I can’t understand the confusion. I’d pee myself too, if they threw me into a tub of boiling water.
Marum
11 years ago
SHRIMP. The new programming language. It leaves your network with some very cross stations,.
Marum
11 years ago
Seqential
Holographic
Random
Information – encrypted
Mega
Programme
Mark
11 years ago
now available at the Apple store
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
Well, we know what’ll be on the front cover of the O’Reilly book.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
– Are you OK, Sir?
– Just open the Windows, please.
Just be aware of python then.
Yellow River?
That’s what they get for giving us Windows Vista.
Try also the programmers crab.
For people who really understand the importance of the garbage collectors of the Java island.
After the meal, lets Samba
Cyber Shocker’s No. 1
Retirees may order from the fortran or cobol menu.
Is the urine from the shrimp or the programmers? That would certainly help guide my choice.
if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ) {
// Execute these statements if is SHRIMP and
// is YELLOW
}
EDIT: My program was executed in a weird way. Once again:
if ( ”urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”urine” is SHRIMP
}
else if ( ”another urine” ) {
// Execute these statements if ”another urine” is SHRIMP and
// ”urine” is YELLOW
}
You can’t beta peefood cocktail.
These are just your BASIC ingredients.
100 IF P = swallowed THEN GOTO toilet
200 RUN !
Goes nicely with ”Designers Crap Crab”
There’s probably a For Dummies book on this.
Regular developers release code.
Our programmers have accidents.
The urine came out of the programmer while he was manipulating his bits.
One byte of this is enough.
– Waiter! Is it frozen, or freshly picked from the …………. pool?
Now I know why my Computer Fries
I guess a programmer doesn’t have a very big one after all…
Tyler Durden strikes again.
I think this is just a very bad machine translation for “sperm cell.”
Assembler required.
– One Programmers Urine Shrimp to go, Sir?
– Actually, to go away, please.
Those shrimp are looking a little too pixelated to be appetizing.
Urine trouble Mr. Programmer!
But if they work for Microsoft, you get Micro-Shrimp
“Urine shrimp.” I can’t understand the confusion. I’d pee myself too, if they threw me into a tub of boiling water.
SHRIMP. The new programming language. It leaves your network with some very cross stations,.
Seqential
Holographic
Random
Information – encrypted
Mega
Programme
now available at the Apple store
Well, we know what’ll be on the front cover of the O’Reilly book.
– Are you OK, Sir?
– Just open the Windows, please.
Programmers urine shrimp = code baby pees = cold baby peas? 😕
Yelly-fish!
Pissing shrimp, slows your stream dramatically.
There is not a Kernel of truth to this statement
Pee from C programmers is the best! Be sure sure to give it a test!
I accidentally downloaded a virus.
Now I have PUS on my laptop.
IN BRINE!
I got a virus from eating this.
lmao wtf