Stained cutlery extra

posted on 19 Apr 2014 in Menus

You know it’s good if it stinks.

Photo courtesy of Leanna Zakariassen.

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You know how construction workers can be…

posted on 18 Apr 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

The foreman’s a real tool

Photo courtesy of Kevin Spencer.
Found in Jeongju, South Korea. 

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Hey, that’s not chlorine!

posted on 17 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Let them eat cake, but not 1/2 hour before swimming

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Found in Tianjin, China. 

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From our can to your bucket

posted on 16 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Let me open a can of whoop-a… never-mind

Photo courtesy of Casey McKown.
Found in baby formula aisle in Guizhou, China grocery store. 

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Cows have no personality

posted on 15 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

With a mild sauce…a VERY mild sauce

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Lin.

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Glutton

posted on 14 Apr 2014 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Those don’t look like the flags for Des Moines, Iowa

Photo courtesy of Lisa Lisa.
Found in Indonesia.  

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Good outlooking

posted on 13 Apr 2014 in Toys

Because kids aren’t annoying enough…

Photo courtesy of Tanya Kenworthy-Mosher.

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Define candy

posted on 12 Apr 2014 in Candy/Gum

We have very different ideas as to what candy is

Photo courtesy of Michiko Kobayashi.

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For glorious reading

posted on 11 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

Confucius say: reading without light strain an eye.

Photo courtesy of I.T.

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Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

posted on 10 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because Elf-labor relations have been strained

Photo courtesy of Bjorn Berg.
Found at Shanghai Art Museum. 

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