Define candy

Define candy

posted on 12 Apr 2014 in Candy/Gum

We have very different ideas as to what candy is

Photo courtesy of Michiko Kobayashi.

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algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Cow

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Jersey

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Are you a cow boy?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Don’t worry sugar, you didn’t assault my intelligence

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Why not do what our politicians do? Why use one word, when you can use 2 dozen meaningless ones.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Must be an acquired taste. Just like salted licorice. Great! Once you develop a taste for it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

tl;dr

GwydionM
9 years ago

Shall I compare thee to a summer deliciousness?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It wouldn’t stick to the floor without butter, would it?

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Contains bacterium.

Which, of course, is a camel with two humps.

pasdrole
pasdrole
9 years ago

I just can’t with this deliciousness! It’s just too delicious. I literally cannot even.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Something new in sugar-free candy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

You can choose between many wonderful exotic flavors:

– Cherry Fondue
– Spring Surprise
– Cockroach Cluster
– Anthrax Ripple
– Crunchy Frog*
– Ram’s Bladder**

* We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.

tadchem
tadchem
9 years ago

A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?

CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Udderly ridiculous.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

♪ ♪
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about Salt Candy
♫
(by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
9 years ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
9 years ago

MI?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

In the western world we call it “popcorn”.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Dangerous candy- a salt and buttery.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

No Miss Steak …

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

moo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I can tell deliciousness, but it talks too much.

RT
RT
9 years ago

thiscandyissodeliciousineedtobreakmyspacebartodescribeit

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago

Candy made only from butter and salt? I’d describe the deliciousness as “non-existent,” I think.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

@Seventy2rd : As performed by “Salt ‘n Buttah”.

Garst
9 years ago

I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
9 years ago

Un culo.

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

@ Mr. Wrong
Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious

Anthony van Osch
Anthony van Osch
9 years ago

They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.

Squishi
Squishi
9 years ago

REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
9 years ago

But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.

glowyrm
glowyrm
9 years ago

I’ve got a word – awful!

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.

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