Define candy

Define candy

posted on 12 Apr 2014 in Candy/Gum

We have very different ideas as to what candy is

Photo courtesy of Michiko Kobayashi.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Cow

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Jersey

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Are you a cow boy?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t worry sugar, you didn’t assault my intelligence

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Why not do what our politicians do? Why use one word, when you can use 2 dozen meaningless ones.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Must be an acquired taste. Just like salted licorice. Great! Once you develop a taste for it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

tl;dr

GwydionM
10 years ago

Shall I compare thee to a summer deliciousness?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It wouldn’t stick to the floor without butter, would it?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Contains bacterium.

Which, of course, is a camel with two humps.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

I just can’t with this deliciousness! It’s just too delicious. I literally cannot even.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Something new in sugar-free candy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

You can choose between many wonderful exotic flavors:

– Cherry Fondue
– Spring Surprise
– Cockroach Cluster
– Anthrax Ripple
– Crunchy Frog*
– Ram’s Bladder**

* We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?

CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Udderly ridiculous.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

♪ ♪
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about Salt Candy
♫
(by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

MI?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

In the western world we call it “popcorn”.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Dangerous candy- a salt and buttery.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No Miss Steak …

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

moo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I can tell deliciousness, but it talks too much.

RT
RT
10 years ago

thiscandyissodeliciousineedtobreakmyspacebartodescribeit

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Candy made only from butter and salt? I’d describe the deliciousness as “non-existent,” I think.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd : As performed by “Salt ‘n Buttah”.

Garst
10 years ago

I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
10 years ago

Un culo.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

@ Mr. Wrong
Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious

Anthony van Osch
Anthony van Osch
10 years ago

They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.

Squishi
Squishi
10 years ago

REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
10 years ago

But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.

glowyrm
glowyrm
10 years ago

I’ve got a word – awful!

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.

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