* We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.
tadchem
11 years ago
A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.
Marum
11 years ago
@DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.
Marum
11 years ago
@tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?
CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.
Droll not Troll
11 years ago
@Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛
Sparky
11 years ago
Udderly ridiculous.
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester
Frank Burns
11 years ago
Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
♪ ♪
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about Salt Candy
♫
(by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago
MI?
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago
@ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉
Frank Burns
11 years ago
In the western world we call it “popcorn”.
DrLex
11 years ago
I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.
I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.
Lollerskate
11 years ago
Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.
Senor Ramon Guerrero
11 years ago
Un culo.
Mark
11 years ago
‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago
@ Mr. Wrong
Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious
Anthony van Osch
11 years ago
They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.
Squishi
11 years ago
REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
11 years ago
But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.
glowyrm
10 years ago
I’ve got a word – awful!
Ruuku
10 years ago
‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.
Cow
Jersey
Are you a cow boy?
Don’t worry sugar, you didn’t assault my intelligence
Why not do what our politicians do? Why use one word, when you can use 2 dozen meaningless ones.
Must be an acquired taste. Just like salted licorice. Great! Once you develop a taste for it.
tl;dr
Shall I compare thee to a summer deliciousness?
It wouldn’t stick to the floor without butter, would it?
Contains bacterium.
Which, of course, is a camel with two humps.
I just can’t with this deliciousness! It’s just too delicious. I literally cannot even.
Something new in sugar-free candy.
You can choose between many wonderful exotic flavors:
– Cherry Fondue
– Spring Surprise
– Cockroach Cluster
– Anthrax Ripple
– Crunchy Frog*
– Ram’s Bladder**
* We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
** We use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.
It would make some sense if Candy is the name of the cow.
A perfect compliment to sashimi ice cream.
@DnT I knew a “cow” named Candy. She was the local bike.
This is sooo last century, now there’s bacon flavoured candy.
@tadchem. Did you say Samurai ice-cream?
CAUTION. May contain traces of Bushido.
@Marum: So, would you liquor? 😛
Udderly ridiculous.
Try also our cotton candy – it contains only 30% Polyester
Butter and salt ? That word would be “Hypertension.”
♪ ♪
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about Salt Candy
♫
(by ‘Salt ‘n’ Pepa’)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
MI?
@ Marum: I mean Cow girl … 😉
In the western world we call it “popcorn”.
I am sorry that I cannot tell my doubts about the deliciousness of salty buttered cow bits in a single word.
Dangerous candy- a salt and buttery.
No Miss Steak …
moo
I can tell deliciousness, but it talks too much.
thiscandyissodeliciousineedtobreakmyspacebartodescribeit
Candy made only from butter and salt? I’d describe the deliciousness as “non-existent,” I think.
@Seventy2rd : As performed by “Salt ‘n Buttah”.
I can tell you how delicious this is in one word: heart attack.
Who’s to blame? In the country of strawberry sausages and cucumber soda, just a word would never do.
Un culo.
‘Apology accepted Captain Needa’
@ Mr. Wrong
Buttersaltandcandifragilisticexpialidocious
They sell this stuff at Daiso in Richmond, B.C.
REVOLTING. I’ve bought them in Daiso and tried them here in Australia expecting popcorn (maybe) and got a mouth full of VOMIT flavouring. The worst thing ever.
But I can describe the marketeer who created this slogan in one word: Lazy.
I’ve got a word – awful!
‘indescribable’ would be the word you are looking for.