Cows have no personality

Cows have no personality

posted on 15 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

With a mild sauceโ€ฆa VERY mild sauce

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Lin.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It has ribs but no backbone.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Made by wimpy cows

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

No wonder the Americans want to export it.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This platoon only has one mission, and that is to conquer your taste buds with utter blandness.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Now you know, the collective noun for ribs: a platoon of ribs.

Chairman Moe
Chairman Moe
10 years ago

America is a paper tiger, and tastes insipid.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I’d rather have a squad of eccentric T-bones than a platoon of characterless ribs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

So which one is the rib lieutenant?

Timmy
Timmy
10 years ago

I guess no moral fiber then…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Disclaimer: This package may contain traces of bull.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

So now we have an UP-voting troll. *yawn* seen it before. Got anything original? ๐Ÿ˜›

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Timmy: No fiber at all; that’s what veggies are for. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

‘First, they grill the cow’s udder. It’s a milktoast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Bon’less Appรฉtit!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Courtesy of Sargent Slaughter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What about Chinese Angus?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I like characters. Can I have the Hello Kitty ribs instead?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, my Angus went berserk!
– Because it’s been Barbie-cued, Sir.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I dieting. Can I have a squad instead of a fill platoon?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

R.I.B. PLATOON. MEAT US IN ANOTHER LIFE.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The Colonel at KFC once thought of opening a rib platoon joint but the mission failed.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

It’s not a T-bone, because “T” is a typographic character.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How about ‘The Silencer of the Lambs’, Sir?
– Only if it ribs the lotion on its skin!

GwydionM
10 years ago

Rib Platoon: Lust for Blandness

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

This is the actual cow Bart Simpson used to tell us NOT to have.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Okay Alex, “Who is Charlie Sheen ?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The Americans are characterless because only the Chinese write in characters.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Lord says: “THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH”

(if that’s okay with all you guys then)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Chuck. Just another self-important bubblehead on TV, who thinks the sun rises out of his a—. See one you’ve seen them all.

One of the many reasons I threw my TV out about 5 years ago. Who wants to spend a lot of money to see those wankers in Digital High Resolution. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Marum: I’m sure you realized I was answering a Jeopardy question using the first, third and fifth clues offered.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

COWS QITH GLUMS.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

COWS WITH GUNS.

Pinga bilong mi, I plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

EDIT: Pinga bilong mi, i plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Chuck. Nein, not into jeopardy myself. Crosswords – yes indeed! But Charlie Sheen really does fit my “job description”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Not bad though; American: Character: platoon: I guess Tom Berenger, or Willem Dafoe, wouldn’t fit. As I said I don’t watch TV, thus I am not into TV games:

May the road rise to meet you. (Old gallic benediction, not what happens when you have a surfeit of scotch on board)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

EDIT: Gaelic.

Lang may yer lum reek.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Heroic Toast: Here’s to the Rib Platoon! Second to nothing!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Note: That was “characterless” !
So only one of those names fits.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Noted. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

No worries, my friend.
It still has bovinality, from which Bovril is extracted.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@BFC. Awww! I am a very ancient Sumerian, my character is extremely cuniform.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

They put the cow through the Blander — BOOM! BOOM!

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

I suppose your Kobe beef ribs have more character, then?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

It must be the Beef, Maccas use in their burgers.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Brings a whole new meaning to “seasoned cannon fodder”.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

So THIS is the fate of war movie extras!

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