For glorious reading

The rongest lead starts with a single letter. (Mao Tse Dung)

The Chinese Minister for Science?

But I do my best work in the dark. 😥

It speaks English!

For what I’m planning, a dishonourable technology lamp,would be more appropriate.

This lamp will commit seppuku if it fails to brighten up your night.

The little PNG boy says to his teacher. “My daddy eats light bulbs.”
Teacher: ‘What?’

PNG boy: Last night my daddy said to mummy. “Yu meri. Yu lusim light mi laik kaikai.”

Honourable technology, made with integrity circuits.

Ronghua in Chinese (融化) can mean “melt”. That’s probably what will happen to this honourable lamp when it is switched on.

It is so happy when you turn it on

@ @DrLex. Then it is really a wrong hua then.

@72rd. Wenn es ist langer als elf, das licht besser abblegen ist.

Darkness before dishonor!

Something for under the blanket

Funny It looks like a box

Caution; May cause dishonorable discharge when viewing inappropriate materials.

Would it be dishonourable to laugh at it?

@Algernon. Isn’t that quite suitable for under the blankets?

Must be that LED (= Love Emitting Diode) lamp.

Mmm! Roast lamp with current source!

@DnT. An alternative use for your Tens Machine, perhaps?

It looks nice, but my venerable technology lamp still suits my needs.

It’s the new Chinese Linux distro.

Comes with hidden blade to spill the blood of the offender who dares say it’s a regular lamp.

wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to @$&^ with

Manual effort required because “many hands make light work”