For glorious reading

For glorious reading

posted on 11 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

Confucius say: reading without light strain an eye.

Photo courtesy of I.T.

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Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The rongest lead starts with a single letter. (Mao Tse Dung)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Chinese Minister for Science?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

But I do my best work in the dark. πŸ˜₯

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It speaks English!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

For what I’m planning, a dishonourable technology lamp,would be more appropriate.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This lamp will commit seppuku if it fails to brighten up your night.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The little PNG boy says to his teacher. “My daddy eats light bulbs.”
Teacher: ‘What?’

PNG boy: Last night my daddy said to mummy. “Yu meri. Yu lusim light mi laik kaikai.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Honourable technology, made with integrity circuits.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Ronghua in Chinese (θžεŒ–) can mean β€œmelt”. That’s probably what will happen to this honourable lamp when it is switched on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It is so happy when you turn it on

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@ @DrLex. Then it is really a wrong hua then.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@72rd. Wenn es ist langer als elf, das licht besser abblegen ist.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Darkness before dishonor!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Something for under the blanket

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Funny It looks like a box

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Caution; May cause dishonorable discharge when viewing inappropriate materials.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Would it be dishonourable to laugh at it?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon. Isn’t that quite suitable for under the blankets?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Must be that LED (= Love Emitting Diode) lamp.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mmm! Roast lamp with current source!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT. An alternative use for your Tens Machine, perhaps?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

It looks nice, but my venerable technology lamp still suits my needs.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

It’s the new Chinese Linux distro.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Comes with hidden blade to spill the blood of the offender who dares say it’s a regular lamp.

RT
RT
10 years ago

wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to @$&^ with

Pressapiss
Pressapiss
9 years ago

Manual effort required because “many hands make light work”

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