Good outlooking

Brings parents in the hapless world of caffeinated kids. I’m glad it’s simulated.

Must be caffeine free

Something for all simulated kids

I get it. Caffeine is a stimulant, fake caffeine is a simulant.

.. and the kids will all live happly ever after. The End.

I see – hyperactive kids, full of caffeine. What next – red cordial for elevenses?

What’s your definition of HELL?

And you wonder why some animal species kill and eat their offspring.

Gutem Herr Rodriguez,
gesundheit.

Our Bags of Coffee arrived mit Rattschits. This is the third shipment mit Rattschitts. Is it possible to receive coffee mit out der Rattschitts.

If it is compulsory to have Rattschitts mit unser Coffee, could we them in separate bags have. That way we can mix them to our own requirements, as we find the present mixture ratio, to not be to our liking.

Thank you….Harry Kuntze.

With a pinch of salt, it produces a real fake coffee

If you give your lover sufficient simulation, you may end up with simulated kids.

If you want to simulate having kids — try standing under an icy cold shower while someone fogs you with a lash, whist simultaneously tearing up $100.00 notes.

flogs. Merde!

– Hot and black, Mommy?

Precursor to Starbucks – Simbucks

You REALLY don’t know my kids.

– I’m bubble coffee
– Suck my beans

@72rd. You reminded me. The most decadent/self-indulgent treat I know:: Chocolate coated coffee beans. Especially coated with that hard bitter Black Chocolate. (90% Cooca type)

“Soyagotanymorecoffee?!” –Hogarth, from The Iron Giant.

The down-voting trolls are still having their simulated fun, I see.

“Simulated Coffee set.”

Are they all those plasti8c people you see at the yuppie Coffee Shops?

If Jennifer Lopez was up to her breasts in Coffee —
Where would I like to be?

Hasta mis bollas en Sidra.

@ Marum: Worse than Crunchy Frog? 😉

When massive amounts of sugar just aren’t enough.

Make kids. Simulate coffee.

And don’t forget to buy the crack pipe set with simulating function, to bring your kids into the happly world of nose candy.

– Mommy, what kind of coffee do you want me to simulate?
– Coffee to go. To bed, honey.

We’ve replaced this baby’s formula mix with Folger’s crystals. Let’s watch.

Perfect for your kids’ simulated coffee breaks!

ingredients: contains 100% pure sugar

Sadlly the kids are not happly

Comes with a free Caffeine Patch Kid.

If you read “kids” as “baby goats”, maybe it’s just a badly garbled version of the legend of how coffee was discovered.

Also available, the Borg coffee set. You will be simulated.

I thing those are the lyrics to Portland’s anthem.

Rule 102: When you employ child labour, only give them simulated Coffee breaks.

Right eh Nike?

What did Fritz say when he pushed his brother over the outlooking?

Look Ma! No Hans!

I don’t even know what this is just take my money!

Font courtesy of Joseph Goebbels.

@BTU Wasn’t he the bloke who invented the “Goebbel’s Principle” ie.

TELL THE BIG LIE FIRST

With such stimulated? I want real!!

Coffee set made in China

virtual coffee shop from the people who brought you imaginary candy store. Look at all the delicious things you only wish you could actually taste!