Set your gamemode to MANNERS…

posted on 9 Apr 2024 in Signs

You are now allowed to NOT SMOKE…

Photo courtesy of Cameron T.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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We were going to call it panacea…

posted on 8 Apr 2024 in Toiletries

It’s like wearing nothing at all…

Photo courtesy of Callan Anderson.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’m pertured…

posted on 6 Apr 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Never stay in a suburan motel…

Photo courtesy of Calvin C.
Spotted at a hotel in China. 

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If you’re on fire, wait for further instructions…

posted on 5 Apr 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

It takes a lot more than being on fire to make me panic…

Photo courtesy of Bruce C.
Spotted at hotel in China. 

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Can’t take her anywhere…

posted on 4 Apr 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Might need the freight ele vator…

Photo courtesy of Brian.
Spotted in China. 

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No more sad smile…

posted on 3 Apr 2024 in Clothing

What was in that gummy bear…

Photo courtesy of Brett W.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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I’m tired of trash talk…

posted on 2 Apr 2024 in Containers

I’ve seen better garbage in the yard…

Photo courtesy of Brett W.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Every surface sanitized and coughed on…

posted on 1 Apr 2024 in Buildings, Signs

At least there’s no bedbugs…

Photo courtesy of Brett W.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Better have that looked at…

posted on 31 Mar 2024 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Brent C.M.
Spotted in Japan. 

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It’s a living…

posted on 29 Mar 2024 in Signs

Could you at least brush before your appointment?

Photo courtesy of Brad Morrison.
Spotted in Japan. 

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