Not a good day to be a following child… - Engrish.com

Not a good day to be a following child…

posted on 18 May 2026 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Mightiness of sun compels you…

Photo courtesy of David Shambala.
Toy instructions made in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

It’s hard to read in the first place.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

Not suitable for two children.

DrLex
DrLex
1 month ago

Soft finishing is not allowed!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

A person with mightiness of sunlight bottom can perform many cunning stunts.

DrLex
DrLex
1 month ago

Will someone please think of the quilts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

If I invite the empress round, maybe she will refresh my bore?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

The car is probably OK with dry water, though.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

It is important to maintain your rear.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

“Play attention, you of finger” is my new motto.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

“Action of vacillating” reminds me of the Hormuz situation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Keep a jar of Vacillating handy for lubricating the four passages.

The Dude
The Dude
1 month ago

I prefer my empresses round, with nice racks.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

That back-turn-left-to-right-turn sent me to the chiropractor.

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