Crab for all situations

posted on 1 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crab-cooks-whore-dust

Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Thailand.

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They’ll never make us nap!

posted on 29 Feb 2016 in Clothing

energetic-boys-laughs

All I said was, “put your toys away”

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
Hat found in Japan. 

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Are you sure that surgery is necessary?

posted on 28 Feb 2016 in Signs

scared-heart-hospital

Photo courtesy of M.F.

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Sanctioned Misanthropy

posted on 27 Feb 2016 in Containers

others-trash

No, we don’t recycle nonconformists.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Kyoto train station, Japan.

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They didn’t listen to their parents

posted on 26 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

shredded-children

Photo courtesy of Mary Poa.
Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Chinese Blarney Stone just wants to be friends.

posted on 25 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-touch-me-do-not-kiss-me

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Zhangjiajie, China. 

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For meditation and beyond.

posted on 24 Feb 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

coma-fragrance

You’ll never want to quit meditating.

Photo courtesy of Cesare Polenghi.
Incense packaging found in Japan.

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Noesnt fit…

posted on 23 Feb 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

nont-stop-now

Photo courtesy of M.F.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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I’m going to enjoy this

posted on 22 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

ma-balls

Save room for them.

Photo courtesy of Joe Russo.
Found in Luoyang, China.

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Next stop: Skynet.

posted on 21 Feb 2016 in Transportation

human-bus

No eating on self-aware bus. Unless you share.

Photo courtesy of Elly Conolly-Duggan.
Bus spotted in Japan. 

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