It’s a proprietary recipe…
Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Menu from a restaurant in Shenzhen, China.
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They can’t keep their petals to themselves
– Beth … ?
Waiter the groping flowers look like meat
Trademark? Must be a ripoff then.
Grass is watching you, flowers
Trademark on groping “meat” and “flowers”
Too much groping will get you a chilli reception.
The things people patent nowadays…. It is getting out of hand.
I thought Flowers got groped by Bill.
I thought flowers would be better at stalking than groping.
Beware of the rape flowers!
Hmm…
“Pollinate for 3 minutes on High.”
Flower Power is amazing!
Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them
He feared them always, said they trademark him away
Windflowers, I couldn’t wait to grope them
To smell them, I held them closely, now I cannot break away
He was groped by a carnivorous plant.
A research botanist named Brandt,
Whilst spending a government grant,
Was found unmolested,
But partly digested,
Inside a carnivorous plant.
If you use sweet and sour sauce as a personal lubricant…
… you just might be a flower.
Beware of Petal-files.
@Frank Burns lmao!!!!
I told you not to order the venus flytrap
@Marum Thats actually my name 🙂
Being groped by flowers isn’t so bad, unless they draw their pistils.
Sift the flower before groping.
Mr.Spock had to be sprayed by an alien flower before he wanted to grope the girl.
@Enclave 0021. hehehhehehe.
Don’t go near any Triffids then.
Hombre. I pride myself on my ability with limericks. Some I invent, some I steal. I think I remember reading that one somewhere, some 40 or more years ago.
Vaya conDios amigo….Marum (El gato)
Actually. I looks a lot like “Sweet and Sour Pork”.
I’ll have No. 6 on the menu, thanks.
69 dammit
Eat your heart out, Little Shop Of Horrors!