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Splitary Summers
posted on 18 Mar 2016 in Clothing
Photo courtesy of Nigel Morton.
Found on a dress.
(113 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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IMO, Vogon poetry would be more suitable on a towel.
Lave slowly comes, and use cold water or it will never wash out.
Lave slowly, or you can sLave lowly.
inguiring snow flkes want to know
why is this dress talking about snow in the SUMMER?
Waiter! There’s a flke in my Engrish!
Oscar the tGrough approves this clothing.
Lave to lave you
Snow in summer must be froxen water lave
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves….
My readving skills are better than your printving skills.
Summers aren’t what they used to be. I remember when you could get real bloors!
The bloors are real, but the hair is false.
Whoever wrote this, must have a very splitary personality problem.
I prefer ‘Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning’
Bad pooetry
Picture yourself on a frozen river
With water ice trees and Slurpee skies
Snow inquiring through frozen water
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes…
Lucy in sky with much diamonds….
Yes yes yes, but were the borogoves mimsy?
@Droll not troll: Do you really want her to rend your gobberwarts with a blurglecruncheon?