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Just like this…

posted on 27 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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A little more to the right…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Rilinger.
Found at rest stop in Ayuthaya, Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Even with the sign, I still don’t know how to make my pee form an arrow pointing to the right.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So not up against the wall then

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

And if I need a number two

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I didn’t know my urinate knew how to read and follow a sign!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Your in if you go to the right

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

And if you hurry, your in eight of the first ones in line.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

They left the “m” off. So many Aussies go to Thailand that they were trying to use the vernacular to be friendly.

ie. You’re in mate.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0403 Velly clafty these Thais.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

In other words, “Piss Off!”.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

At the end of the path are 100 naked Thai ladies. I’ll bet you’ll forget about peeing, when you see them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Well, I can start it going horizontally but it will soon fall to earth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go ➞

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum | 4:31 am: By then your arrow will be pointing ➚ .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This sign was painted by Camille Pissarro.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

If you don’t, urine a lot of trouble.

Garst
10 years ago

That’s the polite way of saying, “stop pissing on the building!”

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Guys would have no problem stepping behind the shrubs it’s pointing to. Ladies might object.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

Because that’s where the fire hydrant is.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

No, I’m not a Nate, but I’ll let him know when I see him…

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

That’s odd, the sign is pointing to a poster of Hilary Clinton.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Sorry, I can’t urinate that way, it’s more of a downward facing…no, that’s yoga…well, no I just can’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

that‘s for dogs

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT 0444. I get the impressionist that you are correct.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
10 years ago

If you follow the directions of this sign, European.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

@timmy: I overheard a conversation about how Vietnam veterans made sure they aimed properly when they used the urinals. They put a picture of Jane Fonda right in the middle of them!

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

@ Long Tom hahahaha!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Urine soup is made at there!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I have to figure out those straight parabolas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But the wind blows the other way

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

And never cross streams!

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

DEFECATE, That way please.

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