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Old Hannibal Lecter recipe.
Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in Tajikistan.
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Fingers and toes
Is that with the skin on or off
Looks like pieces of snail white
Eaten with teeth while groping
The church is really getting creative with communion these days.
Cock and tail usually are.
Enthusiastically use your hands with the flesh of your cock-
tail dinner.
You put the lotion on the skin or else you get a cocktail again.
Flesh: It’s who’s for dinner.
The other white meat.
Let’s meat for a drink.
Flesh is better but lancid is cheaper.
Donner! Party of four…
Come on, somebody had to do it.
A cocktail usually contains spirit but this one also has some body.
Naturally the cocktail is based on a nice Chianti.
When I said I wanted a White Russian……..
…….then I said that I’ll just stick to beer and they got me a St. Pauley Girl.
What worries me the most, is that the Chinese text means “Family portrait”.
prepared by Molotov
Looks Yummy, like mechanically separated and bleached chicken parts.
It’s the chef’s personal favourite.
It was flying over Ukraine when they launched a SAM at it.
Q. If you were having a large dinner party, and you had to invite a totalitarian dictator, whom would you invite?
NB. The answer cannot be answered in facts – only opinions. You may be called upon to justify your opinion.
My answer: Josef Stalin.
OK, but only if it comes worm, with flesh flies, barked with crap.
What Flesh Gordon drinks!
“Mummy! I hat Johnny’s guts.”
‘Just eat what’s put in front of you….BOY!’
The mutton is enthusiastic but the flesh is weak.
Do I see Fava beans in the mix?
Maybe it should be “fleece cocktail.”
“COCKTAIL”
They don’t have tails. However, they do have a couple of nuts dependant upon them.
@DrLex: the Russian text means “family convention”, so I wonder in which direction the translation was done 😀
Cocktail sausages anyone
@BFC 0559. I tried drinking Molotov Cocktails, but I got fried.